Sunday, December 29, 2013

digestive enzymes

digestive enzymes


anyone take them or know where to get a good price on them? I wanna give it a shot

whats it do

Try a non-retarded training program, I bet you start growing.

JuggetEQ whats it do turns your poo into blueberry muffins.

Ceaze Try a non-retarded training program, I bet you start growing. bodyrecomp.com much? I personally think my split is fine, what could really be better?

christophers how about not training like a juiced up pro bb'r.. if you are not a juiced up pro bb'r? actually right now I sorta am. I have been on this S1 bullshit for 3 weeks now and it has kicked in. so? I just can't see what's wrong with the split, if it's taken me this far there obviously can't be anything wrong with it.

christophers dude.. you are training like people on boatloads of real drugs and you are on S1.. why not actually take his advice and try training differently instead of staying in the same place? maybe you are more content with having no progress than you think I train 5 days a week, how is that so damn intense? I've tried low volume stuff and it's taken me no where. I actually just recently upped the volume to see where it takes me. Personally I think it's something with my body just not digesting food properly.

my plan was changed. went from maybe 10-12 sets a day to 18-20 for bigger muscle groups

christophers i think you need to expand your training knowledge base, outside of working a bodypart once a week with high volume. ps: training days/week has nothing to do with having a retarded training program nor does it have anything to do with intensity btw, i still say you are more content with being 220 than you think I am at 228, but most of it probably is just bloat from the S1. Honestly all the training things I see just look flat out retarded. Intensity is not an issue, trust me. (yeah, everyone says that) just another little statement, majority of the workouts that (I have seen) the pros do are 1 body part a week. You might say they are all juiced up, but any juicer will tell you the style of training does not differ.

What kind of training program would you say to get on for someone like me? Everyone calls the 5 day/week split so retarded, but never has anything to recommend. I've tried splitting back/bi, chest/tri, etc and blasting them 2 days a week, but that didn't work either.

My first first year of high school I ran the mile in track and my sophmore year I went out for cross country. You ever see the guys that run those events? While running cross country we used to run by the football field and that's where my heart really wanted to be. This is when I started hitting the weights. I bought all those 'Muscle and Fitness' and 'Flex' magazines. I followed the their routines religously and bought all the crap that they advertised that would make you bigger. When I graduated high school I was 185 and by the time I turned 21 I was a mere 195. I was still training hard. Hell, I was training 6 times a week! And that was my problem. I thought more was better. Somebody a lot bigger than me told me that I was overtraining, that I needed to spend less time in the gym and hit the basics hard. I was up to 220 in 6 months. That was back in 1988. Since then, I've put on 130lbs and I'm the strongest I have ever been and getting stronger. If someone told me years ago that it would take this long to ahieve what I have done I would have probably given up. But there is no better feeling than being in the gym, throwing weights around, seeing what punishment your body can take and seeing the fruits of your hard labor. I found out what works for me and you will have to also. Once you do it will make you that much hungrier to obtain your goals. My advice to you is ask questions, experiment with different exercises and training schemes, and be persistent. Weight training has introduced me to the best sport in the world and experiences that I would never of imagined. -Mike Ruggiera

that guys neck is bigger than a tree stump. I guess trying 4 days a week wouldn't hurt, but it just seems like the muscles wouldn't get worked enough. I'd be interested to see how that guy was training during that time frame

SteveO What kind of training program would you say to get on for someone like me? Everyone calls the 5 day/week split so retarded, but never has anything to recommend. I've tried splitting back/bi, chest/tri, etc and blasting them 2 days a week, but that didn't work either. Full-body workouts, two to three days a week Upper body/Lower body split, four days a week Here's some links for ideas. http://forum.mesomorphosis.com/showt...hp?t=134233013 http://www.bodyrecomposition.com/art.../conjugate.php

I don't like most of those splits, they almost all completely neglect shoulders which makes 0 sense to me

SteveO I don't like most of those splits, they almost all completely neglect shoulders which makes 0 sense to me You can just add some raises and overhead presses if you wish.

SteveO that guys neck is bigger than a tree stump. I guess trying 4 days a week wouldn't hurt, but it just seems like the muscles wouldn't get worked enough. I'd be interested to see how that guy was training during that time frame I think the key to the whole 4 days a week thing is Busting your ass. I dont possibly see how i could train anymore in a week, i would be completely dead.

Mike McDermott get rid of the kickbacks I don't do them very often, but never will completely toss them out

vettedude I think the key to the whole 4 days a week thing is Busting your ass. I dont possibly see how i could train anymore in a week, i would be completely dead. good rest and lots of calories can do wonders.

SteveO good rest and lots of calories can do wonders. I suggest taking up christophers routine and tell me you want to do more

Peal I suggest taking up christophers routine and tell me you want to do more u got the link handy? I can't find it anywhere. I will try it for 2 months and see what happens

http://forums.offtopic.com/showthrea...ophers+routine (i don't necessarily think its best for your goals though man, I was just making a point)

Peal http://forums.offtopic.com/showthrea...ophers+routine (i don't necessarily think its best for your goals though man, I was just making a point) my goals are to be huge and strong, not asking for much. That really doesn't look like much. It might be harder than it looks, but it seriously isn't so mind blowing intense.

SteveO my goals are to be huge and strong, not asking for much. That really doesn't look like much. It might be harder than it looks, but it seriously isn't so mind blowing intense. its intense in a way you're probably not used to. Intensity =| lots of volume.

SteveO that guys neck is bigger than a tree stump. I guess trying 4 days a week wouldn't hurt, but it just seems like the muscles wouldn't get worked enough. I'd be interested to see how that guy was training during that time frame I was an extremely skinny kid when I started weight training. As I mentioned before I ran the mile in track and used to run 5 and 10k races. Hell, I even got talked into running a half marathon one time. That stuff had to go. I got my weight up to 185 by the time I graduated by doing alot of bodybuilding stuff that I read out of all those Joe Weider magazines. By the time I was 21 I had only gained 10lbs. My problem was that I always thought more was better. I was training 6 days a week and not getting anywhere fast. I looked great. Had the six pack and the pretty boy look. But I wanted size and strength. It wasn't until I took a trip up to Silver Springs PA just outside Harrisburg. I was living in York doing construction work... anyway, there was this flea market that had a booth that sold cheap nutritional supplements there. The guy that ran it was the biggest dude I ever met. A 'real' freak!!! I asked him about some bullshit I just read in Flex magazine. He chuckled and asked me what I wanted to get out of my training. I told him that I wanted to be big and strong. He started asking me about my training then laughed. "No wonder you're not putting any size on and you're all ripped up!", he said while laughing. Well, if he didn't make me feel like a dumbass. We talked for about an hour and a half. He explained that recovery and basics were the key. Also, I was not taking enough calories in to support my training and the line of work I was into. What I ended up doing was cutting the days I trained in half. Three days a week. I kept the amount of exercises I did per body part to three and no more. No more than three working sets per exercise. I trained everything heavy! And most important, I kept everything basic. No cable crossovers, no hack squats, no kickbacks, no pec deck... well, you get the point. I trained this way from 1988 up until I met Lou in 1998. I went from 195 to just over 300lbs in that time, so it didn't happen overnight. It was a lot of blood sweat and tears, not to mention McDonalds, milk and Chef Boyardee. LOL!!! Mike

interesting, so what's with all the talk about keeping your muscles shocked and not doing the same exercises all the time?

digestive enzymes

Icecream!!

Icecream!!


IM bulking and i love icecream.. is this a problem

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Icecream!!

Saturday, December 28, 2013

Simpsons! NOW!

Simpsons! NOW!


Marge is getting buff!!

ok

Marge is talking about inventions

diff timezone

She was doing squats then kicked the shit out of some guy that mugged her.

lol thats a good one

Oh noes! Steroids!

doesn't marge crunk in that episode?

she is crunking now!

i dont think I've seen that one

It was hilarious. She started taking roids and became huge and got roid rage and all that fun stuff.

Yeah that was a fun little episode.


























Simpsons! NOW!

:rofl: letifo being a dumbass *vid*

:rofl: letifo being a dumbass *vid*


might be a repost http://www.compfused.com/directlink/745/

WTF.. lol



that is the dumbest thing ive ever seen

Grouch that is the dumbest thing ive ever seen





Watch the goddamn video you meatheaded shit sack.

tize cliffs? Dumbass in banana suit lights himself on fire with rubbing alcohol, and gets burned.

owned.



seen it before but it's still funny each time

no worky

I told him it was a stupid idea...

yup, it's a repost, but still pretty funny the world would be so boring without retarded fucks like them

christophers is that really letifo Now you know why he hasn't been around.

Natezilla Now you know why he hasn't been around.

lighting yourself on fire...BRILLIANT

letifo really bulked up then



That totally made my fucking day! EDIT: is that even him, doesn't look like it to me

ahahahahaaha

nah just looks like him lol



that doesnt look much like him at all

:rofl: letifo being a dumbass *vid*

props to fat people who are outside running/biking/etc to get into shape

props to fat people who are outside running/biking/etc to get into shape


seriously.....props to out of shape people who are outside running, biking, jogging, etc. i fucking hate when im with someone who crakcs a joke at them for being big or something.....i only do that kind of shit at mcdonalds when i see fat fucks hovering fries into their mouth....but not when i see people out trying hard to get into shape

those same people that are trying to get in shape are usually the people cramming their face with fries. Now the people that do have dedication and the will to lose it

tommyortom seriously.....props to out of shape people who are outside running, biking, jogging, etc. i fucking hate when im with someone who crakcs a joke at them for being big or something.....i only do that kind of shit at mcdonalds when i see fat fucks hovering fries into their mouth....but not when i see people out trying hard to get into shape I get pissed off at my friends at school who would joke at me eating salads or bringing in protein shakes for lunch, but after I started getting a lot of noticable gains, they would ask me to take them to the gym with me and shit. I'm like . I really wouldn't mind helping them out (I don't know much, but enough to get them started) except for now they'll try to eat healthy at lunch, then go home and smoke weed and eat fast food all day long, then tell me how much buffer they have gotten in the past week.

I give props to them initially, if I see them still doing it a month from now, more power to them. If I see them doing it still and they look about the same, then they're no better than the idiot cramming their face at mcdonalds.

Socrates I get pissed off at my friends at school who would joke at me eating salads or bringing in protein shakes for lunch, but after I started getting a lot of noticable gains, they would ask me to take them to the gym with me and shit. I'm like . That's like people at work, who find it unimaginable that I don't drink sugar beverages. They also wonder why I'm not fat. Uhhhh.....

D-GUy I give props to them initially, if I see them still doing it a month from now, more power to them. If I see them doing it still and they look about the same, then they're no better than the idiot cramming their face at mcdonalds. haha..theres this lady in my sub whos around 50 who isnt obese or anything..but could lose a good 30-40 pounds.....no joke....shes been doing a LIGHT walk around the neighborhood for the past 2-3 years....and i see no physical change in here at all!!!!!! maybe shes just doing it for cardio or to just get outside and look at the nature.....but she hasnt made any progress what so ever ahha

ya I have a lady running in my neighborhood I see every tuesday when I come home from the gym. She is in pretty decent shape and she stays that way. I wonder if others think in this way(noticing others changes and such). I know a bunch of people at the Y I go to probably notice.

I hate walking and running cause I know the shit people say about me when they drive by, but fuck em I figure it will all be worth it in the end.

i'm built and muscular, but i'm definitely chunky. and its not a good chunky like chunky beef stew. i'm a nice guy, and i'm friends with good people, who are usually really cool and what not. however, sometimes they'll throw fat jokes, and i'll laugh it off. but seriously, i dont like hearing them. for example, they'll see me eating a salad during school lunch. (i'm in highschool) "dude, why are you eating a salad...?!" "oh, i'm on a diet. i'm tryin to lose some weight." "HAHAAHA. YOU?! lose weight?! sorry man, but thats just too funny" "heh, yeah." or i'd be at a family gathering with all my relatives...and we'd be getting cake slices from our aunt. she'll give each person a slice of cake, but for me she'll cut it smaller and take off the frosting and say "you don't need that anyway" yeah i'm being a pansy and complaining, but it sure as heck doesn't make my day hearing/watching that crap.

btw, i've lost 8 pounds since mid feb, while seeings gains on my bench/squat/deadlift.

Atenza6i btw, i've lost 8 pounds since mid feb, while seeings gains on my bench/squat/deadlift. Keep it up

tommyortom seriously.....props to out of shape people who are outside running, biking, jogging, etc. i fucking hate when im with someone who crakcs a joke at them for being big or something.....i only do that kind of shit at mcdonalds when i see fat fucks hovering fries into their mouth....but not when i see people out trying hard to get into shape

As a fattie I've been there done that. I really think 90% of fat people who want to lose weight don't go through with it because they don't know what to expect. People think, "oh man I'll lose 50lbs in like 2-3 months no problem!" Then after week 3 when the initial loss of water weight and truth of the matter hits them they decide that they'll do it later or its "too hard". The thing most fat people forget to realize is that you did not gain those extra 20,30,150lbs over night! It happened over a long time as you gradually became heavier and most likely lazier. I failed at turning my life around atleast 20 times. This time though I changed my mindset. I decided that I wasn't going to pollute and mistreat my body. I quit smoking, got myself a good diet (no starvation for me), figured out a good lifting schedule, started going for walks and 7 almost 8 months later I am 58lbs lighter(255-198) and feeling better than ever. I go home and people stop in their tracks when they see me. Its a great feeling and I wish more people knew what it was like. I also hate the way people, parents and family especially, try and "help" their fat children or relatives. Oh stop eating that.. don't enjoy life... go outside.. do this.. do that.. NOBODY has ever given me decent advice. Everyone just spouted off the myth of the week. Don't eat carbs.. don't eat fats.. don't eat. I had to go about reading about nutrtition and I had to make a lifestyle change to get where I am. I can wait till I can start bulking and if someone had told me that in the future I would want to put on weight I would laugh at them. So umm yeah thats enough ranting for me. Go fatties GO!

Paintballny As a fattie I've been there done that. I really think 90% of fat people who want to lose weight don't go through with it because they don't know what to expect. People think, "oh man I'll lose 50lbs in like 2-3 months no problem!" Then after week 3 when the initial loss of water weight and truth of the matter hits them they decide that they'll do it later or its "too hard". The thing most fat people forget to realize is that you did not gain those extra 20,30,150lbs over night! It happened over a long time as you gradually became heavier and most likely lazier. I failed at turning my life around atleast 20 times. This time though I changed my mindset. I decided that I wasn't going to pollute and mistreat my body. I quit smoking, got myself a good diet (no starvation for me), figured out a good lifting schedule, started going for walks and 7 almost 8 months later I am 58lbs lighter(255-198) and feeling better than ever. I go home and people stop in their tracks when they see me. Its a great feeling and I wish more people knew what it was like. I also hate the way people, parents and family especially, try and "help" their fat children or relatives. Oh stop eating that.. don't enjoy life... go outside.. do this.. do that.. NOBODY has ever given me decent advice. Everyone just spouted off the myth of the week. Don't eat carbs.. don't eat fats.. don't eat. I had to go about reading about nutrtition and I had to make a lifestyle change to get where I am. I can wait till I can start bulking and if someone had told me that in the future I would want to put on weight I would laugh at them. So umm yeah thats enough ranting for me. Go fatties GO! thats the way it has always been for me. i lost 30 pounds my senior year, i definately needed to lose more but it felt great, then i went to college and i fucked everything up. when i was away at college the rest of my family all started doing weight watchers together and my sister and dad both lost a lot of weight, my sister lost like ~60 pounds, yet i still sat around and kept telling her atleast i can eat whatever i want. i regret my previous choices with my weight so much and i really do think that this is the time i change, i can only hope to have the same success you had.

[QUOTE=Paintballny] I also hate the way people, parents and family especially, try and "help" their fat children or relatives. Oh stop eating that.. don't enjoy life... go outside.. do this.. do that.. NOBODY has ever given me decent advice. Everyone just spouted off the myth of the week. Don't eat carbs.. don't eat fats.. don't eat. IQUOTE] So true. i just get angry when people try to tell me how to lose weight. they don't realize that i've been losing weight on my own, with my own will power. when people tell you that you should lose weight or point out whehter you should eat that or not, it doesn't help AT ALL. if anything, it helps me with my lifts b/c i just direct that frustration onto the barbell.

mask of obsidian I can only hope to have the same success you had. In the end its all about how badly you want change. And for me its something I have wanted all my life. I've lived a very privaleged life. I've always gotten the material goods I wanted and I've around the world and back. The one thing money could never buy me though was discipline and self respect. Those are two things I desire and by doing this I am not only creating them but I am also creating the body I've always wanted.

Paintballny In the end its all about how badly you want change. And for me its something I have wanted all my life. I've lived a very privaleged life. I've always gotten the material goods I wanted and I've around the world and back. The one thing money could never buy me though was discipline and self respect. Those are two things I desire and by doing this I am not only creating them but I am also creating the body I've always wanted. thats excellent motivation right there.

You know some people just can't help being fat. Some just have a naturally slow... HOLY SHIT IS THAT A ROOSTER BOOSTER?!!!

Atenza6i thats excellent motivation right there. yeah definately












props to fat people who are outside running/biking/etc to get into shape

Most disgusting thing happened today *pool incident*

Most disgusting thing happened today *pool incident*


at least it didn't happen to me 10 laps: everything is fine 20 laps: I see my lane mate going slower 30 laps: I can hear our coach yelling but I'm not giving a fuck about it, I'm not 16 anymore 38 laps: I accidentally hit my lane mate because he's all over the place so I stop, ask him if he's ok (he's looking a bit pale but he says he's fine) and just when I'm about to drag him to the edge he kinda passes out so I hurry the fuck up and drag him out of the pool and when I'm about to lift him out of it he pukes, all over my arm (at this point I felt like joining him ) and into the pool everyone rushed out of the pool like those "Mu" things you see in Discovery channel it was ungodly funny to see What happened? He took his protein shake and oats 15 minutes before going to the pool he cut his digestion process and could have died (either from an Embolism or drowned) That's all, it was a rather interesting afternoon

Isn't that whole digestion thing a bit of a myth?? http://www.snopes.com/oldwives/hourwait.asp Not saying he didn't have a problem today!! Just that it was unlikely it was due to swimming after eating.

RenaultFreak What happened? He took his protein shake and oats 15 minutes before going to the pool he must be under pt's tutelage

Elfling Isn't that whole digestion thing a bit of a myth?? http://www.snopes.com/oldwives/hourwait.asp Not saying he didn't have a problem today!! Just that it was unlikely it was due to swimming after eating. myth or not it doesn't seem unreasonable to wait or at least try a smaller size snack if you are going to swim right afterwards

RenaultFreak myth or not it doesn't seem unreasonable to wait or at least try a smaller size snack if you are going to swim right afterwards I've experienced it

did you eat it? thats wasted protein

Ceaze he must be under pt's tutelage ahahahahaha is he fat at 205?

PurEvl ahahahahaha is he fat at 205? any updates on this guy?

Do what?

Filmboy44 did you eat it? thats wasted protein I nearly died from the stench in my arm, let alone sucking all the vomit in the edge/pool/arm I don't see you sucking your own sperm when you masturbate, that's also wasted protein

RenaultFreak I nearly died from the stench in my arm, let alone sucking all the vomit in the edge/pool/arm I don't see you sucking your own sperm when you masturbate, that's also wasted protein

RenaultFreak I nearly died from the stench in my arm, let alone sucking all the vomit in the edge/pool/arm I don't see you sucking your own sperm when you masturbate, that's also wasted protein Best quote EVAR!

cut his digestion process.... he should have tried interorectogestion.

Elfling Best quote EVAR! maybe filmy does, who really knows?

you know what really sucks, is the pool has to be drained and refilled before anyone is allowed to swim in it again = at least by our university rules. maybe your's will just skim the chunks out and also, whats with that massive distance?? surely not everyone on your team is a distance swimmer. 1900+ yards is a lil extreme for anyone in one setting.

don't let those calories get away

kronik85 you know what really sucks, is the pool has to be drained and refilled before anyone is allowed to swim in it again = at least by our university rules. maybe your's will just skim the chunks out and also, whats with that massive distance?? surely not everyone on your team is a distance swimmer. 1900+ yards is a lil extreme for anyone in one setting. I regularly do 1500 metres which is about 1630+ yards, must guys there can easily double me 1900 yards doesn't sound a lot to them. edit: and no, there is no need to drain the whole pool, they just "catch" the "big chunks" with some sort of vaccum tool then change the 6 filters, run the pumps for 24 hours (enough to filter the whole pool twice) then replace the filters, stabilize PH levels, add chlorine and check for bacteria/organisms with one of those kits in 6 different points. The pool will be ready next friday. You swim in filthier places most times but since this is a specialized swimming center it needs to meet international standards of sanity and water quality. Oh I asked about this a lot
















Most disgusting thing happened today *pool incident*

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