Most disgusting thing happened today *pool incident*
at least it didn't happen to me 10 laps: everything is fine 20 laps: I see my lane mate going slower 30 laps: I can hear our coach yelling but I'm not giving a fuck about it, I'm not 16 anymore 38 laps: I accidentally hit my lane mate because he's all over the place so I stop, ask him if he's ok (he's looking a bit pale but he says he's fine) and just when I'm about to drag him to the edge he kinda passes out so I hurry the fuck up and drag him out of the pool and when I'm about to lift him out of it he pukes, all over my arm (at this point I felt like joining him ) and into the pool everyone rushed out of the pool like those "Mu" things you see in Discovery channel it was ungodly funny to see What happened? He took his protein shake and oats 15 minutes before going to the pool he cut his digestion process and could have died (either from an Embolism or drowned) That's all, it was a rather interesting afternoon
Isn't that whole digestion thing a bit of a myth?? http://www.snopes.com/oldwives/hourwait.asp Not saying he didn't have a problem today!! Just that it was unlikely it was due to swimming after eating.
RenaultFreak What happened? He took his protein shake and oats 15 minutes before going to the pool he must be under pt's tutelage
Elfling Isn't that whole digestion thing a bit of a myth?? http://www.snopes.com/oldwives/hourwait.asp Not saying he didn't have a problem today!! Just that it was unlikely it was due to swimming after eating. myth or not it doesn't seem unreasonable to wait or at least try a smaller size snack if you are going to swim right afterwards
RenaultFreak myth or not it doesn't seem unreasonable to wait or at least try a smaller size snack if you are going to swim right afterwards I've experienced it
did you eat it? thats wasted protein
Ceaze he must be under pt's tutelage ahahahahaha is he fat at 205?
PurEvl ahahahahaha is he fat at 205? any updates on this guy?
Do what?
Filmboy44 did you eat it? thats wasted protein I nearly died from the stench in my arm, let alone sucking all the vomit in the edge/pool/arm I don't see you sucking your own sperm when you masturbate, that's also wasted protein
RenaultFreak I nearly died from the stench in my arm, let alone sucking all the vomit in the edge/pool/arm I don't see you sucking your own sperm when you masturbate, that's also wasted protein
RenaultFreak I nearly died from the stench in my arm, let alone sucking all the vomit in the edge/pool/arm I don't see you sucking your own sperm when you masturbate, that's also wasted protein Best quote EVAR!
cut his digestion process.... he should have tried interorectogestion.
Elfling Best quote EVAR! maybe filmy does, who really knows?
you know what really sucks, is the pool has to be drained and refilled before anyone is allowed to swim in it again = at least by our university rules. maybe your's will just skim the chunks out and also, whats with that massive distance?? surely not everyone on your team is a distance swimmer. 1900+ yards is a lil extreme for anyone in one setting.
don't let those calories get away
kronik85 you know what really sucks, is the pool has to be drained and refilled before anyone is allowed to swim in it again = at least by our university rules. maybe your's will just skim the chunks out and also, whats with that massive distance?? surely not everyone on your team is a distance swimmer. 1900+ yards is a lil extreme for anyone in one setting. I regularly do 1500 metres which is about 1630+ yards, must guys there can easily double me 1900 yards doesn't sound a lot to them. edit: and no, there is no need to drain the whole pool, they just "catch" the "big chunks" with some sort of vaccum tool then change the 6 filters, run the pumps for 24 hours (enough to filter the whole pool twice) then replace the filters, stabilize PH levels, add chlorine and check for bacteria/organisms with one of those kits in 6 different points. The pool will be ready next friday. You swim in filthier places most times but since this is a specialized swimming center it needs to meet international standards of sanity and water quality. Oh I asked about this a lot
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