best pic up line ever:

best pic up line ever:

"do these pants make me look fat?" "no honey, the fat makes you look fat"

jonno "do these pants make me look fat?" "no honey, the fat makes you look fat" "Does this shirt make me look fat?" "No, your face does." Tommy Boy > *

Dude, seriously... Thats fucking stupid but I actully laughed out loud.

"Do these pants make my ass look big?" "No, your fat ass makes your fat ass look big"

I lost my teddy bear...want to sleep with me tonight

Leb_CRX I lost my teddy bear...want to sleep with me tonight

By the way, the best pick up line is the one where you punch the girl in the ovaries and say, "how bout them apples?" When she says that those are ovaries and not apples, you take out a sack of apples and beat her with it.

jonno

Ilyusha By the way, the best pick up line is the one where you punch the girl in the ovaries and say, "how bout them apples?" When she says that those are ovaries and not apples, you take out a sack of apples and beat her with it. I liked the one you said about the cloth smelling like cloraform better.

D-GUy I liked the one you said about the cloth smelling like cloraform better. "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Ilyusha By the way, the best pick up line is the one where you punch the girl in the ovaries and say, "how bout them apples?" When she says that those are ovaries and not apples, you take out a sack of apples and beat her with it. I use almost the same line but with a claw hammer.

best pic up line ever:

Daily Bodybuilding thread: Posing Music

Daily Bodybuilding thread: Posing Music

Classical vs. hard Classical doesn't mean soft, classical music as we all know it...it can be classic rock, movie soundtrack, etc. what would you guys do in your posing night show routine? I have done the superman theme twice....star wars and space odessey 2001 theme that was my favorite, won best poser with that song...very slow, and picks up at the right moments ...and isn't too long...posing all about being graceful

O fortuna.

boston would be badass to pose to, now just which song...

i know purevl poses to 'it's raining men'

jonno i know purevl poses to 'it's raining men'

drunknmunky O fortuna. if this is the song I think it is, I think it would be cool.

MikeTheVike1 if this is the song I think it is, I think it would be cool. it is

jonno i know purevl poses to 'it's raining men' Which version?

MikeTheVike1 if this is the song I think it is, I think it would be cool. if it's the song I think it is then it's the one that like 3-4 people used for the olympia last year including jay cutler. This the song I'm thinking about?

drunknmunky O fortuna. it's time for war

shawn michaels theme from WWF.

D-GUy if it's the song I think it is then it's the one that like 3-4 people used for the olympia last year including jay cutler. This the song I'm thinking about? its kind of got some medieval choir chanting...

I used marylyn manson -angel with the scabbed wings and then pantera -domination at my last two shows.

MikeTheVike1 its kind of got some medieval choir chanting... ahh I think I got the song you're talking about. The one that all the action movies used in trailers?

PurEvl I used marylyn manson -angel with the scabbed wings and then pantera -domination at my last two shows. you have to use 'get crunk' for your next show.. that'd rock

whats that one song from Rick Flaire(sp), the wrestlers, intro?

Dunken whats that one song from Rick Flaire(sp), the wrestlers, intro? isn't that the 2001 space odyssey theme?

celine deon please

david hasselhoff - key to my heart

PurEvl I used marylyn manson -angel with the scabbed wings and then pantera -domination at my last two shows. domination > * double bass through the whole fuckin thing

how about that song in that vid of Ronnie posing? the posing part might be from his new vid (has the black dude in the background going the whole time), but I'm not sure what the music's from. Also, the music from the Lord of the Rings - Two Towers would be cool (it's a classical-sounding theme, I think it's from Requiem for a Dream).

D-GUy ahh I think I got the song you're talking about. The one that all the action movies used in trailers? yea, the last movie I know its in is Jackass in the very beginning. nice choices PurEvl

Filmboy44 Daily Bodybuilding thread: Posing Music Filmboy44 Daily Bodybuilding thread: Choosing a Thong Filmboy44 Daily Bodybuilding thread: Shaving your asscrack Filmboy44 Daily Bodybuilding thread: Fake 'n Bake Filmboy44 Daily Bodybuilding thread: Oiling yourself up wow... these threads are gonna be SUPARRRRR ! !

pt wow... these threads are gonna be SUPARRRRR ! ! there are no THONGS in fucking bodybuilding!!!

if i see purevl in a pink fuzzy thong i'm going to puke.

Daily Bodybuilding thread: Posing Music

Had a fascinating lecture today in Nutrition of Aging class...

Had a fascinating lecture today in Nutrition of Aging class...

We talked about calorie restriction and it's relation to life span. Apparently there are monkeys and mice on restricted calorie diets that live 2-4x longer than regular monkeys. Low cal/high nutrient diet drastically slow down the aging process, but the reasons are unknown. I suggested to my teacher it was because hormones like testosterone and IGF are lower in a caloric deficit, and she didn't even know that happened. You guys heard anything about it? Any opinions, reasons why it exists? I found it a pretty interesting lecture whereas I usually fall asleep in class.

Is it the same study that had monkeys and mice eat only every other day?

I thought it was something about free radicals

similarly why vegans/vegitarians tend to live longer, they consume less calories.

I actually heard about this a year or two ago, but it was people not mice who were experimenting on themselves. Quite frankly, they may live longer but they sounded a bit depressed about having to eat so little. Perhaps less calories=slower metabolism=less work on internal organs and such=longer life?

I was watching Penn & Teller Bullshit the other day, and they had on a guy that was on a big caloric deficit (or at least really low cal)...he was starting to get osteoperosis

I blame it on mcdonald's I blame it all on mcdonald's

i think when one of my profs covered it, he mentioned the reduced reproductive capability on caloric restriction. because energy isn't diverted to reproductive systems, things are easier for the body.

tize who wants to live to 100 anyway i would. if i were healthy.

Werdna We talked about calorie restriction and it's relation to life span. Apparently there are monkeys and mice on restricted calorie diets that live 2-4x longer than regular monkeys. Low cal/high nutrient diet drastically slow down the aging process, but the reasons are unknown. I suggested to my teacher it was because hormones like testosterone and IGF are lower in a caloric deficit, and she didn't even know that happened. You guys heard anything about it? Any opinions, reasons why it exists? I found it a pretty interesting lecture whereas I usually fall asleep in class. The authors of that study should have some discussion on the result

evi1eddie i think when one of my profs covered it, he mentioned the reduced reproductive capability on caloric restriction. because energy isn't diverted to reproductive systems, things are easier for the body. we're going to die sooner if we more? shit i hope I survive into my 30s

Had a fascinating lecture today in Nutrition of Aging class...

Applied to Bally's in Toronto :noes:

Applied to Bally's in Toronto :noes:

If I get the job I'll cut you a sweet deal on membership

nice, i work at my gym and dont get charged for a membership, its like some extra pay each month

Shaolin_sword36 If I get the job I'll cut you a sweet deal on membership The one on Bay and Bloor or Eaton Centre?

What kinda job would you have? Selling memberships?

go_duke21 What kinda job would you have? Selling memberships? I believe so. And the address is Sheppherd Ave.

Applied to Bally's in Toronto :noes:

need some serious help with my diet and lifting

need some serious help with my diet and lifting

ok. ive been lifting steadily for 1 year now. i am 5'9 and weigh 180 lbs. my stomach is some what flat, i have a good amount of muscle considering the time ive been lifting. incorporated cardio in my regiment and im doing good so far. my question is...am i getting enough caloric intake? id estimate according to fitday that my caloric intake is around 2100 calories. ive tried to keep all the proportions correct, protein to fat to carbs. my daily protein intake is 296 grams., fat 50 grams, carbs 139 grams. all that comes to 2099 calories roughly. i feel like im not eating enough? i want to gain my muscle mass but would like to keep it lean. do i need to eat more and where do i need more of? im not getting any bigger or thicker. and my gains are slowing down. any suggestions? im open to anything. my routine involves heavy weights, 4 times a week with 3 days of cardio. 1 day of high intensity, 1 day low intensity and another day just to mess around on the punching bag or outdoors like biking on a weekend. keep in mind that my caloric intake on the weekends is much greater given that igo out and drink and party.

no

I'm sorry, but, somehow the numbers don't add up properly. Are you female? 2099 calories? What the hell? No, you should be eating more -- but your telling me that you get close to 300g of protein a day, which is good but hard to believe -- Where do you get all your protein from?

Gutrat I'm sorry, but, somehow the numbers don't add up properly. Are you female? 2099 calories? What the hell? No, you should be eating more -- but your telling me that you get close to 300g of protein a day, which is good but hard to believe -- Where do you get all your protein from? i used fitday and inputed all the RDA amounts into the tables. i get all my protein from chicken breasts, protein shakes and cottage cheese. im pulling this straight from the table. im a male. my only problem is if i were to eat more what do i eat more of without getting really fat?

what to eat more of? food. Doesnt matter what for the most part. You arent going to get really fat. Hell you arent going to get *somewhat* fat in a day. Eat more, assess your gains, cut as you feel is neccessary but dont be a pussy if you see a little bit of pudge.

need some serious help with my diet and lifting

GNC Super Whey...

GNC Super Whey...

Is it any good? I am currently taking it. Its some blue berry flavor. It really tastes good. I just take it an hour after working out. It says I should be getting about 40g of protein. Should I take more throughout the day? Thanks for any info.

How much does it cost?

Draco How much does it cost? like $35 for 14 servings (the small tub) but i like the flavor so much, i might go back and buy the big tubs "Mega WheyT combines 40 grams of whey protein per serving with 5 grams of glutamine and 3 grams of branched chain amino acids BCAA. "



deznutz thanks for the input...

i picked some of it last month when GNC was having a big sale... I take it about an hour before my lift and about 30 minutes after... i got the multi berry flavor, or whatever... it was 26 bucks for the 5 pound jug... pretty much the only reason why i got it... i hate GNC

and how much do you way? you should be getting about 1.5-2g's of protein per pound of body weight

MaineSucks and how much do you way? you should be getting about 1.5-2g's of protein per pound of body weight i weigh about 180-185 lbs

illustrious like $35 for 14 servings (the small tub) but i like the flavor so much, i might go back and buy the big tubs " Bleh, way to much $.

Draco Bleh, way to much $. so whats a better alternative?

illustrious so whats a better alternative? optimum nutrition

aenz optimum nutrition dot only reason I bought the GNC whey is that it was on sale... and my parents gave me a GNC gift card for Christmas. I hate GNC. online store = your friend. best tasting protein IMO is ProLab's Advanced Whey... tastes like Chocolate cotton candy and only has 3g's of carbs, only 25g's per scoop, tho and its usually cheap... the Vitamin Shoppe by my house had 5lbs for 26 bucks... bodybuilding.com's store is selling a 2lb jug for 18 right now. do some research on the net, there are so many protein companies/flavors/options out there. trail and error

best times to take are in the morning, since your body is depleted, and after your workout. if the protein is an isolate it will release throughout the day and you can take your whole server in the morning, then one after your workout. if it isnt an isolate you might want to take the servings in a broken up manner. i think the average person can make use of about 25g of protein per hour.

MaineSucks dot only reason I bought the GNC whey is that it was on sale... and my parents gave me a GNC gift card for Christmas. I hate GNC. online store = your friend. best tasting protein IMO is ProLab's Advanced Whey... tastes like Chocolate cotton candy and only has 3g's of carbs, only 25g's per scoop, tho and its usually cheap... the Vitamin Shoppe by my house had 5lbs for 26 bucks... bodybuilding.com's store is selling a 2lb jug for 18 right now. do some research on the net, there are so many protein companies/flavors/options out there. trail and error does the pro lab's advanced whey mix well? this mega whey mixes so well with water, i dont have to add anything at all.

GNC Super Whey...

Hoodia

Hoodia

Just ordered some as a back-up for some serious cutting (thank you Ceaze for teh help)..I'm anxious for it to get here, should be interesting! Day 3 of protein and veggies..I feel surprisingly good!

appetite suppresant

Where did you get it from? Im reading Lyle's crash diet and Ill be starting it Monday. Im gonna need something to kill my hunger. Ive looked at bulk's website and it seems to be getting bad reviews.

bulk nutrition sells it

Ceaze bulk nutrition sells it Bulk's has some pretty bad reviews.

Bromocriptine works better than anything OTC anyway

superbri007 wtf is hoodia? an extract from a south african cactus

People either love it or hate, there is no inbetween. We would offer it caps, but start to cause patent issues if we do that

tize wtf is this guy thats mike, owner of 1fast400

tize i dont believe tis true

It is true.

tize wtf is this guy tize, will you fucking think before you type? shit...

What kind did you get? There is quite a lot of hoodia that's going around that's not what is considered the proper "type."

Hoodia