"Do you have a tapeworm?"

"Do you have a tapeworm?"

People are so fucking dumb. I hear this shit at least twice a day.



It is a great way to lose weight :P

sire It is a great way to lose weight :P hell no

tize why do you hear that? are you super skinny or something/ Super skinny and eat like a horse. bulking>*

my mommy says that to me

everyone on the internet says it to me

I actually did once have one. I used to eat sushi like every other day.

sr20wop my mommy says that to me mine used to. thank god that doesnt happen anymore. now she just asks me when i'm gonna grow tits

~*Pogovina*~ now she just asks me when i'm gonna grow tits

sr20wop .

sr20wop it's funny cause it's true

timberwolf I actually did once have one. I used to eat sushi like every other day. ughhh....what did you get super hungry all of a sudden?

quickone ughhh....what did you get super hungry all of a sudden? No, not at all. Let's just say I found it... in the toilet. I don't really feel like reliving that moment.

timberwolf I actually did once have one. I used to eat sushi like every other day. Any weird symptoms? Some of my friends can't believe that I spend over $120 every couple of months or so when my wife and I have sushi, but I think it's very important to ensure the fish is fresh, high quality, and a proper sashimi cut. The taste is a world of difference too.

7th Ninjai Any weird symptoms? Some of my friends can't believe that I spend over $120 every couple of months or so when my wife and I have sushi, but I think it's very important to ensure the fish is fresh, high quality, and a proper sashimi cut. The taste is a world of difference too. Not really. No symptoms I was aware off. They passed a new law in Canada recently that prohibits fresh fish being used... it has to have been frozen for at least 2 weeks I believe.

Back in the day when I had stomach problems that prevented eating for certain periods of time I used to tell people that "something was eating my tapeworm."

Tapeworm is acting up

gross

"Do you have a tapeworm?"

10lb ab ball...looks like a nike basketball? made by nike

10lb ab ball...looks like a nike basketball? made by nike

anyone knwo where I can find thsi thing? They have one at the gym, but its a members and he keeps it behind the counter. I want one of my own it looks just like a basketball, but it whey's 10lbs...any ideas?

http://niketown.nike.com/niketown/ca...tegoryId=53829

EDIT: Damn, beat me to it. http://niketown.nike.com/niketown/ca...goryId=302401#

i have seen it at dick's sporting goods

thanks

damn thats expensive for a ball that weighs 10 pounds, thats nike for ya!

why would you get a medicine ball if it didnt look cool? only a dumb ass would do that.

Mike McDermott It's just a medicine ball. . EDIT- Actually, that Nike ball looks kinda cool though.

christophers just get a medicine ball.. wont be blue and with a kewl nike tag, but cheaper

stupid shit...its not just for crap like a medicine ball would be for. I'm gonna work on my free throw....I'll be able to chuck it from 300 yards afterward

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...149351134&rd=1 $29.95 blue and black....

http://www.ringside.com/store/prodin...tem=1&mitem=12 thats what I roll with...29 bux- get the 15 pounder and use a sharpee to write nike on it.

Or if you want to spend alot of money, here is a baller 25 pound ball : http://www.ringside.com/store/prodin...tem=2&mitem=12

elitefts has medicine balls up to 75 lbs

Filmboy44 stupid shit...its not just for crap like a medicine ball would be for. I'm gonna work on my free throw....I'll be able to chuck it from 300 yards afterward that thing will do more harm than good for your free throw

i got my 12lb medicine ball on sale at copelands for $20

A good article, while we're on the topic... http://www.elitefts.com/documents/med_balls.htm

10lb ab ball...looks like a nike basketball? made by nike

50 cents was working out at my gym...

50 cents was working out at my gym...

Had these two bodygaurds lingering around at all times. He looks in pretty good shape though he had this large shirt on. Works harder than Wahlberg did that's for sure. Goes by 70 cents here in Canada.

Pfft.. 50 Cents... more like a wooden nickel...

dude is one big guy..

J-Unit dude is one big guy.. I wouldn't call him a big guy. Definitely looks in shape. I'm only going by when he lifted his sleeves so...

Did you ask him if hes done with those 50's?

timberwolf I wouldn't call him a big guy. Definitely looks in shape. I'm only going by when he lifted his sleeves so... how tall would you say he is? and how much did it looked like he weighed? when you see him on tv he looks kinda bg ok shape but sometimes it looks like he has bitch tits

Were his bodygaurds lifting too, or were they just obese?

isnt it 50 cent...not cents...that just sounds funny to me

gsteclipse97 how tall would you say he is? and how much did it looked like he weighed? when you see him on tv he looks kinda bg ok shape but sometimes it looks like he has bitch tits Possibly 6 feet tall. I never stood close to him. No idea how his legs look but I would think 190-200 at most. Of course Wahlberg said he weighed 190 at 5'7" and 50 cents does look bigger.

Socrates Were his bodygaurds lifting too, or were they just obese? Just hanging around. These 2 bald white guys.

nic379 isnt it 50 cent...not cents...that just sounds funny to me

how was his form? i always wonder if celebrities really know what they're doing

what was his routine like? was he westsiding, or should I say, east coasting it?



Didn't pay attention too much. Just saw him doing inclines... on the smith machine!

How is he not dead? Worthless waste of space IMO. Oh wells. You should go bust a flex on him. If his guards don't pop you, maybe you could be in the next video with him and whitey.

He has been shot numerous times, I wonder if he keeps his shirt on so nobody will see his bullet scars? (Assuming they edit them out on professional pictures)

Ggggg - Unitttttttttt

trancezj How is he not dead? Worthless waste of space IMO. Oh wells. You should go bust a flex on him. If his guards don't pop you, maybe you could be in the next video with him and whitey. I used to think about that actually. I mean knocking out a celebrity. Since I like living I'll pass on 50 cent and wait for the next one. Might land me a roll like the guy who punched out Van Damme or better yet, a reality show. Of course being on OT this much doesn't make for exciting reality tv.

<--- man boobies?soliddd

i need a necklace like that

yeah he's a gansta all right

ChosenGSR i need a necklace like that Wouldn't need to do shrugs then.

J-Unit dude is one big guy..

neegros with tats is like camo... they look more camofauge(sp?) then they do from the factory.

50 cents was working out at my gym...

pooter is soo good

pooter is soo good

canada crew, I know you know what up US crew have no idea eating some right now...not caring about weight > *

I"m US...and I know what that shit is

Filmboy44 I"m US...and I know what that shit is one of the few

mmm...its hammerlicous.

What in the fuck is this? You have 1 minute to tell me why this shouldn't be locked. Time's up.

pooter is soo good

Looking to introduce Y into the ECY stack...

Looking to introduce Y into the ECY stack...

My friend sgt. ownage hooked it up with the E and C. Im nearly out of E and am thinking of adding Y. Im curious as to what ratios people use for this stack, and where i can obtain more E, and Y.

There is a thread in the archives. .2 mg for every kg you weigh, or about .1mg per pound. Don't exceed 20mg a day. I'm at 15mg and I don't have any delicious effects like random erections. I wonder if it doesn't work for me

AznRyda There is a thread in the archives. .2 mg for every kg you weigh, or about .1mg per pound. Don't exceed 20mg a day. I'm at 15mg and I don't have any delicious effects like random erections. I wonder if it doesn't work for me im using VASOPRO right now and its cut with something else, the pill's total size is 25mg. any ideas on what the total ephedrine in it is?

BlinginAssRims im using VASOPRO right now and its cut with something else, the pill's total size is 25mg. any ideas on what the total ephedrine in it is? There is 25 mg of ephedrine in each tablet. Read it again.

edmang There is 25 mg of ephedrine in each tablet. Read it again. Yeah it's 25mg of ephedrine per pill and 200mg of guaifenesin

GilgaMesH Yeah it's 25mg of ephedrine per pill and 200mg of guaifenesin uh holy shit. ive been taking two in the morning...

BlinginAssRims uh holy shit. ive been taking two in the morning...

Mistich yeah no kidding, guess ill be bumping back down to one... whoa...fuck. any idea on good supplement supply stores on teh web?

BlinginAssRims yeah no kidding, guess ill be bumping back down to one... whoa...fuck. any idea on good supplement supply stores on teh web? bring it down to 1.5, your already fucked yourself up 1fast400.com

BlinginAssRims uh holy shit. ive been taking two in the morning... how did you not see that...i told you like 50 times man

you don't take Ephedrine and Yohimbine together

Ceaze you don't take Ephedrine and Yohimbine together not at the same time anyway

I had a question about Y though. I am too lazy to look up the terms exactly, but it blocks alpa receptors (I think) and increases blood flow so that more fatty acids can be mobilized and burned off. But say that once it does it, how long does it take before those fats get reabsorbed by the body again? Essentially, whats the time period that you are allowed to burn off that excess fat? Is it the same period as the yohimbine is in the system? The half life isn't very long.

Looking to introduce Y into the ECY stack...

Sciatic Pain stops me from working out. help

Sciatic Pain stops me from working out. help

About two years ago I was diagnosed with sciatica. Well since then everytime I start up a new workout routine i'll get into it for about 2 weeks and bam it hits me. Is there anything I can do to get rid of this? I usually get a sharp pain down my left rear and it freakin hurts for like four days. I stretch every morning as I was taught in rehab. I can't figure it out. help

i have it as well, sleep with a pillow between your legs. it will work amazing.

also, do reverse hypers. if your gym doesn't have a machine, either find a gym that does or improvise and do them on the regular hyperextension bench facing the oppossite direction. reverse hypers are one of the main reasons i am even able to go to the gym anymore after my herniated disk a few years ago that had me basically crippled for a long time.

Undefined also, do reverse hypers. if your gym doesn't have a machine, either find a gym that does or improvise and do them on the regular hyperextension bench facing the oppossite direction. reverse hypers are one of the main reasons i am even able to go to the gym anymore after my herniated disk a few years ago that had me basically crippled for a long time. Can you describe how to do the reverse hyper? I don't know all the technical terms. thanks

Some day people will use the search function. http://forums.offtopic.com/showthrea...light=sciatica

Jeff Coleman Some day people will use the search function. http://forums.offtopic.com/showthrea...light=sciatica Uh read that before I posted my question, but thanks anyways.........

Sciatic Pain stops me from working out. help

wtf classic bodybuilder *snws*

wtf classic bodybuilder *snws*

http://uploads.offtopic.com/files/dontonry3.jpg

good progess bro! keep it up

ugh

Thats does'nt even look real

eww

How'd you get my picture?

Jeebus Thats does'nt even look real Was looking at a classic bodybuilder website when I came across this chob, I dunno if they put fake pics on the site. I think its real.

Sh0kka good progess bro! keep it up

Tiny thighs.

Sonic Tiny everything. fixxed



that was before they invented protein

Was that taken at the "Mr. Auschwitz" contest?

cavefish Was that taken at the "Mr. Auschwitz" contest? Dude, as a Jew, I find that offensive.

cavefish Was that taken at the "Mr. Auschwitz" contest? oh my god horrible.

oh god, instead of x'ing it out i enlarged the window

What in teh fuck

cavefish Was that taken at the "Mr. Auschwitz" contest? snap!

pokesteve we finally found someone skinnier than noxen! Yeah. ME

that a nice picture, buffalo bill

oh damn, competition for brad pitt!

seriously though that Auschwitz comment is fucked up...my grandpa died there he fell off a guard tower!



Sh0kka good progess bro! keep it up

Flies and pullups for the win

wtf classic bodybuilder *snws*